"How to massage your baby." Baby is constantly building muscle and, just like us, that makes them sore. I would consider a message with some lavender essential oils to smell and candle lit. Maybe right after a warm bath and get baby relaxed for sleep.
Translate: Things I didn't learn in school: -how to buy a house -pay bills -getting a job But shit thanks for learning what Hitlers grandfathers name was and learning how to know the surface of a blueberry.