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"If I had ten pieces of bacon, and you took 4, what would you have? Yes, that's right - you'd have a black eye and a bruised hand." #KetoHumor

Repost from This cracked me up SO MUCH! But for serious yall. Don't touch my damn bacon. If I make bacon for you when you're at my place it is the highest of compliments. I don't share my bacon with just anyone.