Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store, funny meme, grocery shopping humor
If you're a fair one, we can make your teeth as white as your legs! Call and ask us about our whitening services. <<< my teeth would be tan😂
Ridiculous puns - World Peas
Doing this for April Mystery books - Well played, Bookstore.
Taking off a sweaty sports bra after a workout. Only girls who work hard will get this. The ones that workout with their hair down, and a full face of makeup, who don't sweat. they will not fully understand.
Only the coolest of beans for you. Skateboarding, Supreme hats, PBR cans and mustaches express the upmost excitement for whatever you have going on in your life
"My wife Mary & I have been married for 47 years and not once have considered divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never" Jack Benny :)