Not only would I catch a grenade for you, but i'd throw that shit back. Nobody throws a grenade at you and gets away with it
Daily Odd Compliment - my heart 'well this sucks'
NO CUSSING! Replace "h-e-double-hockey-sticks" with "heck"
"If you knew how many times I [think] about you, I would be thoroughly embarrassed.
Daily Odd Compliment: People are going to say you're weird. Because weird people make life interesting, and those other people probably suck