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Season 4, Episode 5 | The Funniest "New Girl" Quotes From The First 99 Episodes

The Funniest "New Girl" Quotes From The First 99 Episodes

The episode of New Girl airs this week, so here are some really funny lines, one from each of the previous 99 episodes.

About Nick Miller, New Girl. My new obsession!

About Nick Miller, New Girl - Nick's delicate. Like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.

One of my absolute FAVE Shmidt quotes!

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Schmidt. Are you cooking a fritata in a sauce pan? What is this, prison? New Girl

"Are you cooking a fritata in a sauce pan"? "yeah I know,I already got the money ready".

The Funniest "New Girl" Quotes From The First 99 Episodes

The Funniest "New Girl" Quotes From The First 99 Episodes

"She's on a flip phone, Jess. I mean, she's either poor or a time traveler." - Schmidt (New Girl) Max Greenfield as Schmidt

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New Girl: When Schmidt proposes to Cece and it flashes back to the moment they first met. | 21 Heartwarming TV Moments Guaranteed To Make You Happy-Cry

New Girl: When Schmidt proposes to Cece and it flashes back to the moment they first met.