The episode of New Girl airs this week, so here are some really funny lines, one from each of the previous 99 episodes.
I got Jess…totally adorkable lol
This and a bitch jar sounds perfect.
Schmidt from New Girl quote . Pine - Schmidt from New Girl quote .
"She's on a flip phone, Jess. I mean, she's either poor or a time traveler." - Schmidt (New Girl) Max Greenfield as Schmidt
New Girl - One of those retarded Schmidt quotes.
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