After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java. He hates me. Well, if you pour coffee into the hard drive, I am sure the IT guy will definitely hate you. I don't drink coffee at all.
I often find that being the "listener" is so fun. I work with a few know it all ppl that never shut up. Really do they think their advice is worth my time? I'm laughing my ass off at how stupid they are most of the time.