Haha guilty! Like saying "oops" in front of a patient while you're holding a needle in their arm. My bad.
People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite. - http://themindsjournal.com/people-who-reply-to-my-sarcasm-with-sarcasm-are-my-favorite/
How do you even accept compliments?! @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #funny #bitch…
going to have to wait for awhile for that to happen
New year resolutions
19 Flachwitze, bei denen Du lachen musst, selbst wenn Du Dich wehrst
For your own safety really...
Actually, it would be easier to give birth with a thigh gap, and the tightness of a vagina doesn't exactly mean you would experience more pleasure, it could actually make sex more painful b/c there's a greater chance he's too big
Today Funny Minions from Tulsa (08:42:21 PM, Wednesday 26, October 2016 PDT) – 69 pics