Lesson from a Southern Woman: You're only helpless when your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if ya had to!

How to Act More Southern

8 Days to Go: Exporting Southernality

I will...

I'm from the south, darlin'… I will bless your heart and slap the mess out of you. And then bring you a casserole.

Didn't I see this on an episode of SPN? If not, it will probably be in one next season. LOL

Free, Confession Ecard: Never mess with Southern women. We'll rip your heart out, show it to you, then bake it in a pie.