Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
"Johnny, WHAT did I tell you about your world-domination plans?" *something mumbled in background* "I told you to get them off the table before dinner! Now clear room for this pot of soup this instant!
My favourites are "Canada that totally is a planet shut the f up" and "not a single lady Canada" and "Milky Eh"
24 Fierce Gowns That Scream World Domination "Do I look like I care for your diplomatic solution?