Things that don't make you less of a feminist. PS - I'm a happy wife, stay at home mom, and fierce feminist. being devoted to your children doesn't mean you are wasting your talents or betraying the movement! Say it louder for the people in the back'
If anyone ever calls you a slut just say 'and yet I still won't fuck you' and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that's the closest they're ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties