Bread Gloves: Make anything into a sandwich. and how yummy (and gooey, slimy and nauseating ) it will taste after five minutes from your hot sweating hands. Never ever say, "Here, honey, this is delicious! Take a bite!" if you want to keep your fingers.
Feel like your cat is, well, lying around and not doing enough around the house? Why not strap these cat duster slippers on its paws so that your kitty can help dust your floors as it strolls about the house.