Funny wedding messages

When it comes to weddings, the average length of an American engagement is 16 months. During this period, couples purchase an average of $4 billion in furniture, $3 billion housewares, and $400 million in tablewares.

These funny wedding quotes about Marriage can be added into wedding speeches, cards and wedding readings.

Looking for a card that is a little bit different? Check out our selection of funny wedding cards! We've got everything!

65 Funny Quotes On Marriage to make you and your husband or wife laugh about the ups and downs of married life. Also check this out if you need inspiration for wedding toasts or social media (instagram or twitter) posts. #quotes #quotesonwedding #wedding #marriagequotes #marriedlife #marry #marriagetips #sayings #funnyquotes

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Funny Congratulations Messages for Friends

Have a wedding reading filled with humour it will create a lovely vibe during the wedding ceremony. #funnyweddingreadings #Weddingreadings #weddingceremonyreadings

[WORDS] Front: Look Who Remembered Your Birthday Without the Help of Social Media! Inside: blank [THE CARD] A2 card = 4.25” x 5.5” Professionally printed on bright white 120lb. matte card stock Includes bright white envelope [SHIPPING] Packaged in clear cello sleeve and shipped in a bubble mailer. Card(s) will shipped within 1-3 business days of ordering via USPS First Class Mail. [PLEASE NOTE] Colors may vary, depending on the calibration of your computer/smartphone screen

Need help with what to write in a wedding card? Get your pen rolling with these wedding wishes and message ideas from Hallmark card writers.

A selection of funny and irreverent wedding anniversary quotes and sayings that can be used in a wedding card, speech or just to make the couple laugh