Husband quotes funny

Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And…

Your husband will always be tour biggest and oldest child that requires the most adult supervision.

Any married couple will tell you — marriage is not a fairy tale! Check out these funny and relatable quotes about marriage and find out why!

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Well ... probably I won't

Hilarious Marriage Quote

A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot. His...

These funny quotes about marriage are the perfect way to laugh with your husband or wife or find inspiration for a wedding toast or witty Instagram caption.