"To Mum. Let me outside or I will break this family."

19 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Kids Give Absolutely Zero Fucks

My said she is a grown up. I told her she isn't, that she is a toddler. She replied, "No, I'm a grown up. I'm going to touch knives.

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