"I wish my passport kept record of all the places I've traveled in books." - a travel map of books you could read that will take you all over the woeld. Like those scratch maps but where you've travelled in books.
Sometimes I'll act as if I'm another character, talking to the character that I can't name. I act as if I'm telling at them, and suddenly I be like, "Why would you do that, [insert random name i come up with on the spot] .