"Sometimes Me Think, What is Friend?" and then me say, "Friend is someone to share the last cookie with." ~ Cookie Monster But no. Friend is someone to snag the last cookie from when they turn their head. That's true friendship.
Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Husband: * whispers in ear * I love you. Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world. Me: yeah, imagine this kind of thing really happened?