When I was younger and the teacher asked me if a certain book was nonfiction or fiction I always said non fiction because it is in another world. My parents didn't get this and were frustrated that I couldn't get the question right.
"We've only been in hiatus for four days and we've already reached Sherlockian level insaneness" not true, you are close, but not yet insane enough.<<< You need to get something like "Sherlock in a nutshell" to make in the level of insane
The rescue by ~YuriOokino on deviantART this was supposed to be funny. I realize this. But, even though its just a drawing and probably not cannon, the fact that Sherlock refuses to think that John is the one injured warms my heart.