"Can you help me up kind sir? My Mummy made me wear these silly clothes to win a bet - a new bicycle - if I stay out dressed as a girl for two hours" "Yes I'm ashamed to say I am a boy." "You like me just as I am!" "You're going to do what?" "Please..no-o-o-o" "M-m-m-m that's quite nice!" "Go on...kiss me there again." "Yes I'll go home early and hope she sends me out as a girl again tomorrow. Will you be here?"