I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.
Liberals/Progressives/Democrats/Far Lefters take note. If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number, then that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem. Haha so true