A villain attending to a deathly sick hero, 'Right now, I'm nowhere near as sick as you" <- or alternatively, something like: "You've been helping me with my mental illnesses, so now I'm nowhere near as sick as you.
I always told him to cease smoking because he's got asthma. Once I even tried to steal his cigarettes. When I started smoking to reduce stress he stared like I was an alien. Outrageously hilarious, because I've got asthma, too.