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Yes, it’s true.

I'm sorry for the potty word but this is what I hear when someone texts me "K." So funny!

Ain't it the truth!!

Fun quote - everything I like is either illegal immoral fattening addictive expensive or impossible :)

Unfortunately

I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's per hour. Haha have those days

Without a paddle

This makes me laugh. My mom always said, "We're gonna be up shit creek without a paddle." Well, I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle, and I'm here to tell you that I survived!

"That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious"

but I AM hilarious! I crack me up all the time. If anyone ever puts a camera in here I will be put away for laughing at nothing all the time. I cry hard and I laugh hard.

So I lost my job, crashed my car, was dumped by my boyfriend, and my pet rock committed suicide but...

I'm addicted to coffee. On the bright side I'm not addicted to cocaine

#funny

I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.story of my life.

I'm Awesome | Rebel Circus

I'm Awesome

I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I'm a constant fucking delight. Yes, I am.

Thursday  .... or as I like to call it  .... "day four of the hostage situation "

The typical workweek.oh yes I'll have to figure out in days how long I've worked at my job and put it up in my cube Held hostage 445 days. Yes my boss has a sense of humour