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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

irrelephant <3 don't need it!

User:Filled With Elephants/Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant

For my 20 year old son.  Being married is awesome so find a nice girl and stay at the party. You don't have to sacrifice the fun you are having.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

NUTRIVISE INSIDER DIET TIP #7: 5 easy ways to avoid eating your feelings!

INSIDER DIET TIP #7: 5 easy ways to avoid eating your feelings!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious.

Pretty much my life story

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

Just Kidding. LOL

Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

250 Funniest Nursing Quotes and eCards | NurseBuff

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

Why thank you and I think I will have another glass

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

my boys all the time

This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!

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