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HA! I know some people that need a lifetime supply! And I thought I was a crazy Bitch.. They take the cake!

Funny Confession Ecard: These pills will make you stop being a crazy bitch. You should take Friend

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

I was totally unaware that they made one of these all about me! I feel so special!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

I don't care who you marry because I am not a hate filled religious control freak who enjoys destroying freedom and forcing others to live as I dictate.

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Sometimes it scares me how in sync our weirdness is. My friends and are are usually in sync with our weirdness

"Don't expect a 'Bless You' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control."  Bahahahaha!!!

fact Gotta do what you gotta do. bahahaha yes! Random collection of funny photos from around the world Pics) — Bajiroo.

For Gerry!

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: The zombie apocalypse better not start in Kenya.