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"Having a 2-year-old is like having a blender without a lid." ~Jerry Seinfeld

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid. (& two teenagers = one 2 year old!

I'm terrified to reach into my purse and feel around! It's awful!

Any mother has experienced this at one time or another! I always have a hot wheels car or Lego.

During the first year of life, your infant's brain size will double! Follow our A to Z guide to boost Baby's IQ during this important time.

The ABC's of Baby Brain Development

During the first year of life, your infant's brain size will double! This A to Z guide will help you understand your infant's development.

Laughed out LOUD. Pinner says: "Freak out the kids!  After doing elf on the shelf for a while have someone they don't know dress up and surprise them!"

How to completely freak out your kids… A human Elf On A Shelf. This would be fantastic if you could find a someone the kids had never seen before. Just wake up… And find a random person in an elf costume sitting on your mantle…hilarious.

It really sad but it so true. Personaly, I couldn't give a shit what happend to Twinkies, even though I am American.

No more bacon motherfuckers. What matters most is not talked about people don't know or find out. crappy shit like twinkies are threatened with extinction and the world goes crazy.

very accurate!

Big Cats - wild-animals Photo Short people problems Kids Are Like Farts . GROSE It's funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look.

It's true, if I can figure out which box they got packed in when I moved in this house (11 years ago).

I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but.I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

That's just too much!!

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment. THIS IS MY LIFE

terrible twos

The 10 Funniest Baby Memes

Funny pictures about Evil plotting baby. Oh, and cool pics about Evil plotting baby. Also, Evil plotting baby photos.

Types of Facebookers Which one are you? Comment below

So true! I think I am some combination of the Lurker and the Liker lol

Isn't it great when they insist on "helping"? #ecards #toddler #laundry

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

Great thinking!

Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. - I have OCD but not of the cleaning sort;

Goes for a lot of people at work.. not just women.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Daaamn girl. Are you a fire detector? 'Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying.

I can think of like a MILLION things that taste better than skinny feels...

I'm skinny and I know that food tastes better than being skinny!

HAHAHAH so gross!!

I am grumpy...want to see something funny! - Page 2

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

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