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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

Funny Quotes

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

Super lie

I don't have curly hair but I do have thick hair and a dime sized amount or even a quarter sized amount is not enough

Tipe of boy

you're the type of boy i'd make a sandwich for. Cause Lord knows if some random lazy ass scrub asks me to make him a damn sandwich I will go OFF on his ass. But you, sweetie. turkey or ham?

Update your resume, now!

Gotta remember this--put that you were Time's 2006 Person of the Year on your resume/CV. In Time made "everyone" the person of the year.

I so want to do this lol tlanae

Funny things to do in an elevator.don't know that I could ever do this but it's funny

Had a good laugh with the German teachers at my school :)  turns out this is true!   Different languages.

Tim and I always talk to each other in "fake" German. haha and this is why German cracks me up. No matter what, you will always sound angry.

Save a persons life

Funny pictures about Save a person's life. Oh, and cool pics about Save a person's life. Also, Save a person's life.

<3

footprints in the sand is my all time favorite poem of god, anyone who knows me knows this is MY most cherished words!

Lazy? I think not! This takes much more effort and energy than just getting up to grabbing the stupid thing! HA

Every morning at home. I thought it would make me get out of bed. Over time it turned into a mission. How to stay in bed and covered up while getting something.

HMMM makes me feel better...

spiders terrify me to the point of panic attacks

Calling yourself a man but acting like an irresponsible coward, is like calling yourself a genius but drinking a jar of pennies for luck.

Free, Drinking Ecard: Beyonce made a song called single ladies then went home to her husband & left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy.

And then everyone looks at you strange because you can't talk and sit there clapping like a retarded seal...

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.