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or when fat people call themselves fat so we will lie to them and tell them they aren't fat

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just ti get compliments. Bitch, just shut up and eat that sandwich

Vino baby

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

Build these handy undersink roll-out trays in a weekend. You can tackle this project with simple carpentry tools and some careful measuring.  You can make all the trays in an afternoon using building products from your local home center or hardware store for as little as $80. *My husband made this for me for Mother's Day this year and I couldn't be happier, I love great organization!*

I'm looking forward to the Apocalypse since it's apparently the only way that I won't have to pay back my student loans.so true

If I died & went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore.

If I died & went straight to Hell, it would take

Yes!  Hubby best remember this...  and my use to be best friend carolyn!

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

Funny

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

Today's hairstyle is called "And I didn't brush my teeth either." #Fatigue #ChronicFatigue #Pain #Sore #Stiff #Hurt #Exhausted #Tired #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness

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Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better.

Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better. Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better.

Haha

Here in the South, we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the front porch and give it a cocktail. -- I think I should live in the South

Vodka

If I ever go missing I want mypicture on a wine bottle, instead of a milk carton, so that only the fun classy people find can find me! well the only way my friends would know I was missing .

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