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The odds are ...... I don't like, very, very rarely do I say this word, but this is just so me... You betcha

Unless of course some asshole has pissed me off, then my last words will be: "GO FUCK YOURSELF!


wtf: *Me after death ~ slams gates of hell open, takes off shoes, high fives Satan. "Hi, I'm home! What's the fuckin' WiFi password? *except I don't believe in an afterlife.

I want to open a coffee shop called I hate mornings.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I want to open a coffee shop called "I hate mornings" and name the coffees like " fuck off" and "I hate my job" and "finals week" And everything will be served with a shot of tequila.