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It is apparently on the endangered list for extinction....getting harder and harder to find.

Very true, unfortunately. (Although it should say, "I wish common sense WERE more common." Sadly, grammar skills have gone the way of common sense.

How I'm Going To Spend...#funny #lol #lolzonline

How I'm Going To Spend...#funny #lol #lolzonline

Yup. Would be nice to talk. It's been over two months and you still cross my mind.

"You forgive people simply because you still want them in your life". but are they worth it or are they slowly eating away at your happiness? Life is short changes need to be made or you'll have to limit your time with them.

Also wonderful marvelous exquisit and miraculous highly divine with a high sophisticated intellect Unknown Zero = O Metatron = 8 HardAngel***Fulfilling69Love

I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I'm a constant fucking delight. Yes, I am.

I used to be way too nice. But I've been pushed to hard & I'm not taking shit from assholes anymore.  Feels pretty good. :)

I hate when people describe me as nice! That word is like kryptonite. Cause I kno what being nice gets you. I give cause I think that's the way people should live with each other but they just want and then expect

I can flip the switch faster than you blink.

I am told I'm sooooo too nice! I want to be nice, though. It's just sad that sometimes I stop and realize I've just been walked all over!

Single and proud

I've been single for a while and i have to say. It's going very well. It's working out. I think I'm the one. Funniest thing I've ever heard.

But I wanted to hear the ocean.....

True story!

Sorry but I seriously just laughed out LOUD! Did you know that when you put your ear up to a strangers leg.

Vintage humor for men.

Chase you? Bitch please, I dont even chase my liquor. - Laughing Don Draper - bahahahaha

"We do ourselves a tremendous favor by letting go of the people who poison our spirit" -Dr Steve Maraboli

Accept the facts

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them. Take responsibility for your errors. Apologize to your spouse and others who you've offended. Restore your marriage.

That's Why I Stay Safe ;P

Sometime I think I should eat healthier but then I remember that one time Adam & Eve ate an apple and doomed all of humanity. Fuck that.

Sometimes it's all there is left to do.

Let go of the people who dull your shine, poison your spirit, and bring you drama. Cancel your subscription to their issues. - Steve Maraboli Young Cancel your subscription. I've gotta use this!