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This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!

Moms are usually right, and even when they're not they are acting to protect you or help you grow up to be a responsible person or spouse.... http://weddingmusicproject.bandcamp.com/album/brides-guide-to-classical-wedding-music

I need to remember this for the next time the kids try to argue with me. I think this should be a plaque at our house.maybe right next to the time out chair!

Reminds me of sooo many people I know (especially those ten and under :)

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

Pahaha

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

I totally do this! And jump on the bed from a foot away to make sure no one grabs me from under my bed!!!!

Oh god I can relate too much. I turn the lights off and it gets pretty dark in the house. LOLXD I just peg it up the stairs and into my room slam the door and turn the light on.

Ok, sometimes, not so silently.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

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hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

I love to put a stack of papers under it and then feel the imprints that my writing leaves

Funny pictures about Writing with a pen. Oh, and cool pics about Writing with a pen. Also, Writing with a pen.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

Funny Quotes

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

Terrible with that

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

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SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

Seriously!  Liking your own status is ridiculous...and annoys me immensely!  Obviously you like it or you wouldn't feel the need to post it...so don't go "liking" it, it's dumb...REAL DUMB!

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

And then everyone looks at you strange because you can't talk and sit there clapping like a retarded seal...

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

The tiny, short dresses and the short shorts AKA "shanties" (shorts that could be panties) make me want to vomit.

I hate when a girl assumes that since a shirt goes down to the middle of their butt cheeks, that this makes it a dress! And don't get me strayed on girls wearing leggings as pants!

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