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actually, i'd be happy with just a bottle of wine - forget the glass or the abs

LetterMpress. Virtual letterpress for Mac that allows you to place and arrange authentic vintage wood type and art cuts on a press bed, lock and ink the type, and print your design.

A Virtual Letterpress

Money can’t buy love, but it can buy stuff and I love stuff.

And none for Gretchen Weiners. (hahahahahaha!!!!)

And none for Gretchen Weiners. now im in the mood to go watch mean girls, love actually, the holiday, and basically any other movie with christmas undertones.

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You can’t buy Happiness but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing.

I think I will print this on a t-shirt, I have several places I would like to wear it!

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I think sarcasm is the defense against drama, bullshit and stupidity. Being a smartass is a defense against people who don't get sarcasm.

I HAVE O.C.D. OBSESSIVE CHRISTMAS DISORDER. MUST HAVE THIS

I think this is my entire family. Must be a genetic disorder.Oh, Sister, does this ring a "Christmas bell"? Oh yes sister!

And they will know they were conceived via raunchy sex one day.

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

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Audrey Hepburn [I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

I went to a gym once. I got on this walking thing, and water started coming off my body, and my heart was pounding, and then some skinny blonde bitch told me I had to take my heels off.  I got the hell out of there.

Everytime I hear that dirty word EXERCISE, I wash my mouth out with CHOCOLATE.just kidding but I do love chocolate

That explains why I have gotten underwear for xmas since I was a little kid. Last year, I had to have a "For Xmas - Don't Get Me ." and underwear was top of the list haha

25 Funny Mom Memes

40 Hilarious Memes That Moms Will Love

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

are you sure...? ...i'm thinking a guy made this sign...

Paint on closet wall to always remember after some major retail therapy: "Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist"

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