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Whip up a batch of that quick pretty face over that mean mug. Girls if u need to use makeup to feel pretty. U need to do more searching internally u try n grab urself a suitor. Men r not gona make u feel pretty Love urself then love another.

hah. it's funny because my sister just told me how much she loves this feeling..

I've thought about marketing a 'Bra Rack' for just this very thing.for right at the back door. Too bad I live with 4 boys.

Happens all the time.

Story of my life. Funny quote lol my room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear!

Proper grammar makes me happy. I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.

so true

hahahahaha its kinda true

You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.

you know you're lazy when.sorry but this is SO me! so me! so me!

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

oh my goodness yes

Every guys nightmare.

Yay! Other people do this too.

Silly Saturday: Double Negative Confession

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

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LMAO It's happened to me! That awkward moment when you're walking down the stairs and think there's another step and you Hulk stomp the ground.

Laughter is the best medicine

Audrey Hepburn [I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

Bed Quotes And Sayings. QuotesGram

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

Let's get something straight... if you don't know how to fix a car, don't expect me to know how to fix dinner. Simple as that.

Future husband, take note

:) posted this on Duane's facebook because he didn't even know the words to twinkle twinkle. Little star lol

So my husband free styling All the time lol

omg! lmao. I KNOW they talk about you--you can tell how they exchange those glances and then give you a fake smile!!!

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

Calvin Klein & VS

My point Exactly~ :D Calvin Klein model~ Goes with VS~ Angel :D

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