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Whip up a batch of that quick pretty face over that mean mug. Girls if u need to use makeup to feel pretty. U need to do more searching internally u try n grab urself a suitor. Men r not gona make u feel pretty Love urself then love another.

One time I was so jealous all my friends got the new crayola markers with the black on the outside like in 2nd grade

Markers weren't out yet, but I do remember the aroma when I opened my new box of 48 Crayola crayons!

This happens a lot...yeah especially with a hearing loss :(

That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!

awesome. more ppl should apply this to their life. especially in college. nobody wants to waste thousands of dollars to drink. juss sayin

Art Funny Drunk Text - I Get Awesome things-that-make-me-smile

When your ex says, 'You'll never find anyone like me'.Say, 'that's the point'.

Funny and relatable moments in life that makes you go lol so true. Come have a laugh or submit your lolsotrue moment.

Terrible with that

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

{Day 15: 2/23/13} SO TRUE! Haha, I got in an amazing afternoon nap because it was truly a sleepy Saturday what with the rain pouring over us in globe-sized buckets! (Okay, not really, but it has seemed that way over the past few days). Sleep + a great conversation with my soul sister= another great day!

Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, just changed. Potential energy comes from the foods we eat. When talking about weight loss, there are three components of balanced energy, which include calorie intake, calories stored, and calories expended. When the amount of calories taken in equals the amount of calories being expended (burned), there is balance and the body's weight is stable.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

No, I am not single, but I thought this was pretty funny!! :) For all of those people who are single you can use this when someone asks you if you are seeing anyone!!

No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship, because my boyfriend lives in the future………… good quotes about being a single christian

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Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

Aint' That The Truth!

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Oh that sounded a bit harsh - Click image to find more hot Pinterest pins

pretty much true. lol pretty much true. lol pretty much true.

I thought I was the only person who thought this!!

My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like. I look better in the mirror, that's for sure.

Thoughts that cross my mind ALMOST everday!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

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