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#Regrets

Yep, but not as many time as I would like to go back in time and punch someone else in the face.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Hahahahaha

Lol I feel like this a lot. Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

I actually think people look at me and say, "Man, if only I could be as free as that, my life would be better."

I don't have a car, but I dance at my desk at work. I dance while waiting for the bus. I dance in the elevator. I dance in restaurants. And I don't care who sees me.

When you capture your pets and make them hang out with you: | 26 Things That Will Make You Say "Same"

When you capture your pets and make them hang out with you:

Free, Confession Ecard: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering "I love you" repeatedly while they struggle to break free.

Bahahahaja!!! I have about twelve people who need this!

The perfect birthday gift for my husband.saw this on a bumper sticker

I want to be the one.  #love #funny #funnypics #smile

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. Yep some of us have been known to walk into poles without even owning a phone.

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butter days - RainbowCircus - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags LOVE IT

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