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lol ^^

Yes we can.

And there are always exceptions to these rules. For instance, the "rule" is that men cannot focus on more than one thing at once.the exception to this rule are boobs.

13 Brilliant Responses For When Someone Ignores Your Texts

That super cute thing you do. New default text! God I hate it when people don't text me back!

Yup ;)

that could mean lots of things like Pinkie finger - Pinkie promise. Ring finger - I do. Middle finger - Fuck you. Pointer finger - Yea, you Thumb - I'm okay.

pintrest - fentybinder

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Oh, burn. [hahaha, see what I did there?! :D]

I Waste So Much Time

Trying not to be bitter right now but this says it perfectlyyy, "I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water I'd drink it." (Try Not To Laugh Hilarious)

icec0be:    haha..

How to boost your self esteem. lol How to boost your self esteem. lol How to boost your self esteem.

But we only have enough sauce for 5 of you. SO ME! I rock at cooking but hang it up with measuring pasta. Leftovers anyone?

too bad...woulda been the perfect gift for my husbands ex lol

"I bought my ex a chair but the state won't let me plug it in!" Damn you for not letting me plug in the chair!

Balls and brain.

The first testicular guard, the "Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974 That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

LOL... my brother's a paramedic... you wouldn't believe what he's seen!

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics (or doctors and nurses)

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