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Never have I read a more succinct statement of my daily emotion.

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Never have I read a more succinct statement of my daily emotion.

probably... at least I'll have lots of friends there!

Yup, that sounds about right

The story of my life. // I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

And some days, it has... #Factsaboutanxietyanddepression

And some days, it has... #Factsaboutanxietyanddepression

This just made me really lol..

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car.

yes | "As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I am totally flexible"

"As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I am totally flexible." Flexibility should flow moderately and be used in a timely manner as the proper circumstances arise.

I'm not kidding. I was just thinking this exact thing.

My coffee pot has a timer. I prepare it the night before and it automatically makes it 20 minutes before I get up. Walk out to a hot cup of coffee every morning.

and real therapists also think this, we just NEVER say it out loud.

Just kidding hahahno im not seriously people we all problems just stfu and have a drink

Via Sweatpants & Coffee #coffeehumor #coffeelovers

Via Sweatpants & Coffee #coffeehumor #coffeelovers

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