There is nothing to be jealous of. You're dumber than a bag of hammers; your personality is vanilla blah, you're uptight & frigid, you're physically fugly. Everyone describes you as a "vapid, arrogant moron" Now who would be jealous of that?
We've all had that friend who was completely rude to people and couldn't handle being called out on it. Friends tell the truth with tact and dont get secret satisfaction out of other's problems. If you can't think of anyone, it's probably you.