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Definitely not jealous of your ugly fat ass honey...you wish!!! I would hate to be anything like YOU!!!!

There is nothing to be jealous of. You're dumber than a bag of hammers; your personality is vanilla blah, you're uptight & frigid, you're physically fugly. Everyone describes you as a "vapid, arrogant moron" Now who would be jealous of that?

Even if that party has bacon cheeseburgers AND Dairy Queen ice cream cake

There's a difference between a wedding and a marriage. Make sure you want a husband and a life together, not just a diamond and a party. And some people just don't know the damn difference.

The Next Time I Want A -

it was like nails on a chalkboard to listen to you talk. you are seriously fucking ignorant.

=) Question please? Are you a dwarf? I'm not joking. I would actually really like to know! I like dwarfs, the Queens always kept one at their court better known as "The Fool".

We've all had that friend who was completely rude to people and couldn't handle being called out on it. Friends tell the truth with tact and dont get secret satisfaction out of other's problems. If you can't think of anyone, it's probably you.

haha I'm always the bad guy that says it ;)

Yeah, this is me and my no filter having mouth.

2 Sides to Every Story

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Always Remember: There a two sides to every story. There's the person bitching. And the person that thinks the other is an idiot.

Your snarky little Facebook posts have really got me thinking: Like thinking you're an attention seeking drama queen with a chip on your shoulder. | eCards

Your snarky little Facebook posts have really got me thinking: Like thinking you're an attention seeking drama queen with a chip on your shoulder. | eCards

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

I think it's cute whenwhite trash thinks theyaren't white trash andthen comment onhow trashy otherpeople are.

Free, Friendship Ecard: Here's to getting my cross stitch project completed before I start a new one. said no cross stitcher ever

AMEN!!It's about time someone said it...

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions. This is for many people I know

Exactly! Asking your daughter questions about me .. get a life! Oh wait!.. you don't have one .. lol

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Thank you for talking about me all the time. You've only proved to me and everyone else you're a crazy jealous bitch.

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