surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless youre in prison

Lol

ALL THREE! After I have sex I can punch you in the face and then I will sleep like a baby! Yup for sure!

Amazingggggg

Bitch, I will punch you by accident on purpose. Lulz I got jokes to bitch ~ Punch

Don't mess with me :)

I advise you not to mess with me, I know Karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do and 26 other dangerous words

Hahhahaha

It's awful I found this so funny! cinderella bitch be drunk as hell losin' losing shoes and shit

Kids Are Smarter Now

Kids Are Smarter Now

today, 2 year olds can unlock an iphone, open and close their favourite apps all by themselves. when i was that age, i was eating dirt

oohh wine,,, my constant companion... and jameson.. mmm jameson

Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man.

women who don't wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch

Posts about Women who don’t wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch written by Jocette

I dedicate this ... to Trevor

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

Misunderstood stuff

Misunderstood stuff

Road signs: What they REALLY mean. (I can't stop laughing at this.) The christmas tree one is the best!

I hate when that happens, in my sarcastic voice.

I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

Hilarious Sign Fails From Across the Globe - Attention Smokers

Hilarious Sign Fails From Across the Globe

Funny pictures about Don't throw cigarette ends on the floor. Oh, and cool pics about Don't throw cigarette ends on the floor. Also, Don't throw cigarette ends on the floor photos.

If you think seven years of bad luck are too much

If you think seven years of bad luck are too much

Funny pictures about Seven years of bad luck. Oh, and cool pics about Seven years of bad luck. Also, Seven years of bad luck.

And the list keeps growing...

I have have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long.

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