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Aww, yes he would and in a spellbinding, enrapturing way. It's like how sirens sing so sweetly. It just lures you closer so they can kill you.

Oh John Green <-- XD This is a really interesting idea though. Then again, doesn't the voice in your head sound like yourself? That is, if the voice you're referring to is that that you hear when reading to yourself.

Not A Bad Idea

Not A Bad Idea

'I had to punch the wall to feel manly again' - perfect date for me!

I just looked for my Allegiant board and then remembered that I don't have one...

The fangirls took over this post. Go fangirls! But so true at the same time

This is precious

<<<< i literally just awwwed out loud and i swear my hedgehog hates me now<< Poor hedgehog. But this is freaking adorable.

It would be me telling this story like it was from my point of view, and people would be like, "Aw..are you two still together?" and I would say, "Oh heck no. I was not her...I was watching from the window..."

I SHIP IT HARDCORE MAN U DONT UNDERSTAND<< at 13 my love life consisted of me and ken the barbie what is this. << at 13 I was in a serious relationship with my fridge and yeah. Aha x<--at 13 my love life was me and my bed

Okay so cybersex is a horrible thing nobody do it it's awful and I do not support it at all, I'm actually against it. But still, this is funny

Cybersex with Cleverbot

"I completely lost it. Cleverbot you dirty weirdo." I have to go look up Cleverbot now.

Everyone one step to ur right

Everyone one step to ur right