spongebob gets me.

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Why not deal with your own messy life first!?

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise that you're an expert on my life & how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

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Boston right now

Circle of winter. Just finished shoveling the driveway. Better go shovel the driveway.

This is my daughter lol.

when one of my family member asks why i don't have a boyfriend I go Smaug, "I instill terror in the hearts of men.

It people who watch The Big Bang Theory understand this

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