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Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?! LMAO!

I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'Hello?' As if the killers going to be like 'yeah i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 19 Pics - Jeanza

Funny pictures about The truth about common sense. Oh, and cool pics about The truth about common sense. Also, The truth about common sense.

Thank goodness I have a good friend or I woud be in trouble a lot.lol

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Don't wear headphones while vacuuming..I've just finished the whole house and realized the vacuum wasn't even plugged in.

Don't wear headphones while vacuuming. I've just finished the whole house and realised the vacuum wasn't even plugged in - - funny, Hilarious Meme, New Funny Pic


Mornings_nap_"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."_Seriously, I have had a few of these; and I do laugh.

Just STFU https://www.facebook.com/WearetheSassySteps/

Watch Your Words by Saving Annabel Lee "Shut up! Shut up! You idiot! Wrap your hurtful lips around a gun! Pull the trigger and shoot straight through me! Then all the pain!

try to contain yourself!

Hardest Job Ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory imagine the self control needed…LOL

Only cause my kids sneak in and lay on it so I don't pull hard enough

Relatable Post: That fail moment when you attempt to pull your blanket up, and punch yourself in the face

Awesome comeback.

So worth repeating! It is soooooooooo boring listing to people who think they are an authority on Every single topic ever mentioned. Don't you notice people forcing themselves to break away from the know it all who manipulates the entire conversation?

there is a person I would love to send this to. I mean I want her to know this is how I feel.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!


Sarcasm falls out of my mouth quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor sarcasm stupidity humorous. (that was totally worth the laugh I just had)

Why is this so true?  (Every single time I try to relax!)

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. Yup every time

It's one of my worst vices... (sigh)  Damn.

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.