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I need a bigger book

Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

Things you only have to worry about if life is pretty good.

Funny pictures about First world problems. Oh, and cool pics about First world problems. Also, First world problems photos.

text me quotes quote phone lol funny quotes texts

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

But it's not in the right order

Head, shoulders, knees, and toes knees and toes. Head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes! Eyes and ears and mouth and nose head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes!

Funny pictures about Coffee Wars. Oh, and cool pics about Coffee Wars. Also, Coffee Wars photos.

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Dear Icebergs Sorry about global warming, Karmas a Bitch. Sincerely The titanic


Funny pictures about You said long story short. Oh, and cool pics about You said long story short. Also, You said long story short.

it is good to look skiny.  BUT   IT IS GREAT TO EAT GOOD FOOD

I'm skinny and I know that food tastes better than being skinny!

HA! Great for a middle school classroom, but change the wording to "lap" instead of "crotch".

Teacher humor -Dear Students, I know when you're texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Your Teacher.

Pretty accurate haha

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone -- For real!


20 Funny Pictures Of The Day - I don't hate my job today. I just hate this cold. But it doesn't do me any good getting upset. I just need to be patient.