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End up at the bar

On a beach, on a warm night, with my gorgeous "tropical vacation" dress flowing in the breeze.

So me! But I still wear a little makeup

Not at all like me but power to any girl. I wear skinny jeans and makeup, but that doesn't matter. It is my choice. Every girl is beautiful.<<< Yeah, I only wear makeup when I'm bored, I can't wear skinny jeans cause my legs are too long

You need help please get some. He loves me and he will always love me. He will never choose you so please move the fuck on

Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon Bitch. haha I'm sure the bitch is cured now. So ugly!

Oh dear....a very good friend said something similar to me YEARS ago.."Too bad you can't photoshop personalities!"

Queen of PHOTOSHOP FAILS! To think with all the time you have on your hands you would be good at photoshop LOL trying to slim your face and the picture frames are bending in towards your face hahaha

This is Literally what I think of Every time someone Seriously Pisses me off, which is almost Always.

In the Middle

that could mean lots of things like Pinkie finger - Pinkie promise. Ring finger - I do. Middle finger - Fuck you. Pointer finger - Yea, you Thumb - I'm okay.

The four things you can’t ever recover…

You can't recover these and lose the love of your life. You can't recover these and lose the love of your life. You can't recover these and lose the love of your life.

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