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#276

Everyone is reminded that Agent Coulson’s new team member’s all have Clearance Level above most of you, especially you Mr. Stark. You’re Com...

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #241:If you are uncomfortable in a work environment that contains gods, mutants, enhanced humans, Wade Wilson and/or Tony Stark, HR can provide you with appropriate references and even assist you in finding a more suitable job. Please remember, however, that the nondisclosure agreement you signed when you were hired remains binding, even if you no longer work for S.H.I.E.L.D. If you violate said NDA, we will know and you will face legal action.

Recruit Survival Tip If you are uncomfortable in a work environment that contains gods, mutants, enhanced humans, Wade Wilson and/or Tony Stark, HR can provide you with appropriate references and even assist you in finding a more.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #102:The Helicarrier water and waste system is self-contained. This does not mean that aquatic wildlife or any aquatic pets should be released into it. They may not be competing with native fauna, but they are a serious problem. [Submitted by notablipintime]

Recruit Survival Tip Helicarrier water and waste system is self-contained. This does not mean that aquatic wildlife or any aquatic pets should be released into it. They may not be competing with native fauna, but they are a serious problem.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #463: ‘Tony said it was okay’ is not a reason to repeatedly poke Dr. Banner with any sharp objects.  [Submitted anonymously]

Recruit Survival Tip Dr. Banner is more than he appears. Make him angry, and it comes out of your paycheck.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #419:If an action could conceivably annoy a member of S.H.I.E.L.D. R&D, it is strongly recommended that you reconsider performing said action. These are highly intelligent people of what can kindly be called an ‘artistic’ disposition, and they have access to some of the most sophisticated technology on this planet and beyond. If you’re lucky, you’ll only become a test subject. [Submitted by themusikabox]

Recruit Survival Tip If an action could conceivably annoy a member of S. R&D, it is strongly recommended that you reconsider performing said action. These are highly intelligent people of what can kindly be called an.

All S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel are forbidden from challenging Thor to any kind of drinking contest.

memosfromfury: “[Submitted by: notanightlight Although we appreciate Dr. Banner’s honesty about potential triggers, and are happy to accommodate him as needed, he is not to abuse this privilege.

[Submitted by: thelookingglasschild I would like to dispel rumors that I am “a spoilsport who can’t take a joke.” The next person to paint a skull and crossbones on my eyepatch, or make a pirate joke, or even reference pirates in my general vicinity will find that I can good-naturedly play along and make my crewmembers walk the plank. Off the side of the Helicarrier.]

from the desk of Director Nick Fury. That is a valid excuse Fury!

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #192:Do not submit personal ads to dating websites on behalf of your superiors. Appearances notwithstanding, they probably do not need or want the help.

Recruit Survival Tip not submit personal ads to dating websites on behalf of your superiors.

SHIELD Recruit Survival Tip <-- another unanswered question, just like what happened in Budapest.

shield recruit survival tips

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #543: Tony Stark is not in the S.H.I.E.L.D. chain of command. He cannot make you do things, therefore ‘Tony made me do it’ is not a valid excuse for anything.  [Submitted by chrisevansalexoloughlin]

Recruit Survival Tip Tony Stark is not in the S. chain of command. He cannot make you do things, therefore &lsquo;Tony made me do it&rsquo; is not a valid excuse for anything. [Submitted by chrisevansalexoloughlin]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #210:Disregard the previous two messages. The culprit behind this particular April Fools prank will be dealt with.

Recruit Survival Tip Asking when Batman will get here is grounds for, if not dismissal, at least a crack across the head. [Submitted by whatibelievein]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #465: Plotting a way to replace Mjolnir with a squeaky alternative may be amusing, but even given the remote possibility that you somehow manage to pull it off, it will not end well for all parties.  [Submitted by thorodinsonofasg

Recruit Survival Tip Plotting a way to replace Mjolnir with a squeaky alternative may be amusing, but even given the remote possibility that you somehow manage to pull it off, it will not end well for all parties. [Submitted by.

I love that Thanos has Anthony Mackie's face here XD

I love that Thanos has Anthony Mackie's face here XD

No one can say it better than an Avenger.

No one can say it better than an Avenger.

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