S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #419:If an action could conceivably annoy a member of S.H.I.E.L.D. R&D, it is strongly recommended that you reconsider performing said action. These are highly intelligent people of what can kindly be called an ‘artistic’ disposition, and they have access to some of the most sophisticated technology on this planet and beyond. If you’re lucky, you’ll only become a test subject. [Submitted by themusikabox]

Recruit Survival Tip If an action could conceivably annoy a member of S. R&D, it is strongly recommended that you reconsider performing said action. These are highly intelligent people of what can kindly be called an.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #298: ‘Sherlock Holmes does it,’ is not a valid excuse for giving out nicotine patches at important mission briefs. Please refrain.  [Submitted by scarecroweyes]tip2

Recruit Survival Tip ‘Sherlock Holmes does it,’ is not a valid excuse for giving out nicotine patches at important mission briefs.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #27:Recruits are not, under any circumstances, allowed to give any superpowered living dead beings access ...

Recruit Survival Tip are not, under any circumstances, allowed to give any superpowered living dead beings access to our universe (be it by accident or on purpose). Any who do will be punished severely.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #29:Yes, there are betting pools for virtually anything you can think of. No, none of them are officially ...

I have never enjoyed a SHIELD memo or a SHIELD Recruit Survival Tip more than this one.

SHIELD Recruit Tip #133

Recruit Survival Tip Under no circumstances should recruits attempt to play ring toss on either Loki or Thor's helmets. Promises from Stark or Rhodes to use their suits are not a good reason to be shocked or turned into a small rodent.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #59:Don’t mention Director Fury’s name and the word ‘Pirate’ in one sentence.  [Submitted by wanderseeing]

Recruit Survival Tip mention Director Fury’s name and the word ‘Pirate’ in one sentence. [Submitted by wanderseeing]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #38:Regardless of what Mr. Stark says, Ironette costumes are not usually considered adequate costuming for undercover work.

Recruit Survival Tip of what Mr. Stark says, Ironette costumes are not usually considered adequate costuming for undercover work.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #366:Memorizing any of Director Fury’s sometimes colorful and creative ways of disagreeing with the World Security Council and repeating them to your superiors will get you in far more trouble than a simple, insubordinate ‘no’.[Submitted by Kyita]

Recruit Survival Tip any of Director Fury& sometimes colorful and creative ways of disagreeing with the World Security Council and repeating them to your superiors will get you in far more trouble than a simple, insubordinate & by Kyita]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #431:Stealing donuts from Agent Coulson is not encouraged. Even if they are two days old. [Submitted by melsmerleawe]

Recruit Survival Tip Stealing donuts from Agent Coulson is not encouraged. [Submitted by melsmerleawe]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #462: Do not serve decaf to anyone except Dr. Banner unless specifically requested, and treat each such request as an isolated incident. [Submitted by heavilyparaphrased]

Recruit Survival Tip Do not serve decaf to anyone except Dr. Banner unless specifically requested, and treat each such request as an isolated incident. [Submitted by heavilyparaphrased]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #305:'We are S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, aren't we?' is not a viable excuse for using fellow agents as human shields. [Submitted anonymously]

Recruit Survival Tip are S. agents, aren't we?' is not a viable excuse for using fellow agents as human shields.

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