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I'd like to apply for the job that lists this as a qualification, please. #humor #ButSoNotKidding

If only sarcasm had been my major.I would have graduated Summa Cum Laude

Funny Confession Ecard: I want to like your Facebook status, but your spelling is horrible and I don't want to be considered illiterate by association.

Attention home made porn posters. Please have some respect for Yourselves and clean up your bedroom before taping your 3 somes.



I'm Just a mean, sarcastic bitch. Besides being dumb and ugly. What's your excuse?

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm Just a mean, sarcastic bitch. Besides being dumb and ugly.

Facebook doesn’t cause the drama; The people using Facebook cause drama.. Most of the “drama” in somebodies life is either there because they made it or they went looking for #Facebook drama # childishness

For all those that love to share the drama. Ever thought you have to share it on FB because you know in real life people just don't care to hear you moaning again?

i love you but i dont know how to tell you that saying | do you realize what you are saying half the time i don t want to hear ...

Dear All Prospective Men:

14 Things I Hate About Travel. Hahahah some of these are incredibly relatable.

Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate around 10 at the most.