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Are you suspicious that others are trying to sabotage your time with your bed? | 25 Warning Signs That You're In A Dependent Relationship With Your Bed
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Lol better yet I have a girl that lets me sleep with her and cuddle all the time but there's this Loud mouth whore that is jealous if our love it's me and my bed for life not me and that stupid alarm clock

haha damn that alarm clock. Every Monday and Wednesday I will think of this when I have to get up to make an class. I will call my alarm clocks 'that jealous whore' and giggle.

Are you suspicious that others are trying to sabotage your time with your bed? | 25 Warning Signs That You're In A Dependent Relationship With Your Bed

Are you suspicious that others are trying to sabotage your time with your bed? | 25 Warning Signs That You're In A Dependent Relationship With Your Bed

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Oh, I have done this.just about EVERY time I go for a "couple" things.juggling act by the time I get to the till!

Or when a "I'll just pick up a couple things" turns into a full-blown shopping expedition.

It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much shit to carry.

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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you do for fun.how sad thats me now:-/

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.Seriously, my Sleep Dr. asked me this question at my appointment. I think he was checking to make sure I'm living a balanced life, which I'm not.

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boring life (: Yup (stay at home mom, read, pin, & watch TV. Cuz cleaning isn't fun & cooking would be a hobby if I didn't have to clean the mess afterward)

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And this Christmas I'm expecting to get more of the same.
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"Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat, that's what I got." Flippin hilarious and somewhat true.every year.

I have to laugh when I see this because it's so true! eff you christmas cookies!

Except I'm pretty sure I got some fat for Birthday, mother's day and any othe holiday before Christmas.

Fat christmas OMG this is too funny!

And this Christmas I'm expecting to get more of the same.

And this Christmas I'm expecting to get more of the same.
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This happens to me too often. Lol!
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Which I'm obviously forgetting everything. There is no such thing as free time in nursing school

life of a grad student. but there's never free time, you're just forgetting.

Happens a lot and is really bad that feeling, free time vs forget, quotes

lol I can really relate to this, nursing, life, work, life after nursing school

This happens to me too often. Lol!

This happens to me too often. Lol!
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Although, you should probably also be afraid of my black belt in ikebana. But the crazy is scarier.

O, yeah.Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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In fact, my dryer doubles as an iron. Especially with the addition of a Mr Steamy!
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Oh my gosh! This is so me! I've been known to restart the dryer many times for the same load!

I don’t feel like folding laundry. Yep, I've done it,

I've done this a time or two. Also if I should iron something, I put it in the dryer for a bit.

I've actually taken clothes from closet, splashed on them then tossed in dryer. I hate to iron!

In fact, my dryer doubles as an iron. Especially with the addition of a Mr Steamy!

In fact, my dryer doubles as an iron. Especially with the addition of a Mr Steamy!

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I'm going to have to take that risk. Just an hour. Ok.. maybe an hour and a half. ;-)

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Naps are tricky. if I wake up unaware of the year, I just go back to sleep and wake up refreshed later.

I would rather cuddle then have sex. If youre good with grammar, youll get it.    word nerds. renaeloved

Proper grammar makes me happy. I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.

Yes, I have a bit of a hypochondriac hiding in me.

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Me, I have this

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

sounds like my mom always singing to a song and then she said they got the word wrong

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"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

Positive spin.

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I don't even struggle with myself at this point.

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i wish i had a patio.

Lol that is the only time you find me outside! dictionary art print - I'm OUTDOORSY In That I Like Getting DRUNK on PATIOS - funny quote recycled book page

Sad, very sad truth lol

"Well, I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die next Thursday" Shane answers.

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