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WHAT THE CRAD

That happened to me once except my sister walked in on me eating popcorn with all the lights off and I just go can I help u and she shut the door

Make sure the cardstock is a nice pastel with some sort of nursery print, so the words are entirely contritictory with the rest of the invitation.

Make sure the cardstock is a nice pastel with some sort of nursery print, so the words are entirely contradictory with the rest of the invitation.

I get this ALL THE TIME. Like seriously? I wasn't even trying to be quiet, how do you not notice me?

I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me

That wouldn't be an accident.

Okay you know what, who wants to quit school and start a band with me? Because that sounds great right now.~Lan I already quit school and I'm 15 and I already have a band thank you very much.

Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due. #truth

Yuuuuussss u best envy us<<< We all put the pro in procrastination

I HAVE SO MANY POISONED NAMES YOU HAVE NO IDEA

Randomly remember a girl named Michaela from elementary school I didn't get along with because I was a brat

Way to sound morbid

Way to sound morbid << It's good for that non existent soul people think we have

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