"I have a black eye I told my mom its because I got in a fight But I really just opened the fridge and sneezed really hard at the same time and hit my face " I've totally guilty hahaha I didn't even cry, I was just standing there laughing holding my eye!
Someone from Indiana posted a whisper, which reads "I'm a waitress at a diner Today when I greeted a lady she asked how I was doing I said "I'm good, thank you" She looked me in the eye and replied "no, your not" So I broke down and told her everything "
Someone posted a whisper in the group Lame Jokes and Pick-Up Lines, which reads "I taught my baby sister to say "behold" instead of "look" So when we're at the supermarket, she points at things and says "behold" it's so funny!
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I started singing lost boy in Walmart and I was like, "I am a lost boy, from never land" and then an aisle over I hear "usually hanging out with, Peter Pan!" Me and that dude are now best friends I love this song "Lost Boy"