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I just want you to be happy...and maybe a little bit naked

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I just want you to be happy. and maybe a little bit naked

LOL // I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you put inside your body this weekend.

Free, Flirting Ecard: I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you put inside your body this weekend.

Dear Middle Finger......

Funny Confession Ecard: Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me.

If I died and went to hell today, it would probably take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: If I died and went to hell today, it would probably take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.

Bwahahaha I sure shaved the next night tho! ~sdp

"I'm not shaving tonight. It's the only way to stop me from making terrible decisions. Funny thing is it always works, LOL

You like dragons? Because Ill be dragon these nuts across your face in a minute. #ecards #someecards #funny

Because Ill be dragon these nuts across your face in a minute.

Beautiful on the outside.

Beautiful on the outside

Ecard - You are beautiful, and none of that "on the inside" crap.on the outside where it counts.

Soooo true! My husband is amazing for putting up with this from me!

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

Sometimes I wonder what she has that I don't. And then I realize, probably herpes. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sometimes I wonder what she has that I dont. And then I realize, probably herpes.

Great idea! I have aan unsuspecting four year old into princesses too... hummmm...

Cinderella party - This is what I should do next year if Stephanie wants a Cinderella themed party!

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