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I just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here.

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I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal you unfrosted weirdo.

Such a refreshing diversion from those "be all you can be" exhortations.

What sleep?I'm not Sleeping Beauty.I need my beauty sleep to be alert&healthy&have energy to do my things. There will be other men&opportunities desperados/Speedy Gonzalezes/hasty people. I'm not rushing into anything.


When I saw this I thought of Syndrome from Incredibles. I thinking along the lines of, so you would marry Syndrome? Like, didn't he die? Why would this be a relatable thing people would pin? Anyway, I thought that was funny.

Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies...some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling, bounced off the wall and fell out the window.

some people you know were dropped on their head as babies. some were clearly throw in the air, hit the ceiling ran, bounced off the wall and fell out the window

Friday's Batch of Our Favorite Daily Things!

Friday's Batch of Our Favorite Daily Things!

Haha. Oh man, this one is good! WINE, ladies!

A wine cellar rack allows any wine enthusiast to achieve a professional wine cellar in the comfort of their own home. Normally, wine cellar racks are wall

funny.... unless you've been there, and it didn't work out that way.

Sign for home minibar - The Officer Said, "You Drinking" I Said,"You Buying" We Just Laughed and Laughed. I Need Bail Money wood Sign Funny Alcohol Sign.


Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed fall right asleep stay asleep all night and wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the day yeah me neither


Don't wear headphones while vacuuming. I've just finished the whole house and realised the vacuum wasn't even plugged in - - funny, Hilarious Meme, New Funny Pic

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''I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented.I forgot where I was going with this.'' oh wait.

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