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It's a conspiracy!!  I know some grandchildren that may be doing this at times and they think I don't know it.  lol

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.

LOL I always feel silly sending the second text because I know the other person knows what I'm saying but I'm too OCDish not to. :(

HAHAHA - this is a pet peeve of mine. unless i/you totally screwed up the wording there is no need to resend the correct spelling.

I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not the cat lady type. Im more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

I'm going to verbally assault you

Funny Breakup Ecard: I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.

PICTURE QUOTE: # of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at. Copy/Paste/pin/text!

I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at. E-cards.

Unfortunately, that's about what I've been doing lately!

While I've been recovering from the flu, Diddly Squats have been a part of my daily exercise routine!

I don't hate him and never will but this is funny.

I'm not saying I "hate" you. A wonderful note for our "dearest friend" savannah Walters (the school whore) Bolton Bolton

Chuck's Fun Page 2: An e-card blast

Haha my grandma always told me it was the music truck and I believed her until my dad ruined it by telling me it was the ice cream truck haha

The moment you realize that you're in the middle of a cluster fuck.

Free and Funny News Ecard: The moment you realize that you're in the middle of a cluster fuck.

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