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I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty mediocre at housekeeping. Anne Taintor So true.

That's why we have a housekeeper.

I know my kids are laughing; one four letter word I don't have trouble with - maid. (Of course I think that's why I have trouble with the other four letter words.

Ha me all the way, I don't buy frozen or pre made food. Everything is fresh!

My thoughts exactly, kid.

Anne Taintor → I’d love to wear low necklines too, but they don’t cover my prison tats

Saying "and shit" after anything will make it sound gangster.  For example, "I like to crochet and shit".

Saying shit after anything will make it sound gangster. For example, "I like to crochet and shit".

Quotes & Stuff by eddie

Sit back, grab a cocktail, and get ready to laugh out loud as you peruse this small collection of Anne Taintor kitchen scenes.

Anne Taintor - Mommy can't drink and drive

Ive loved Anne Taintor since I was a teen - Mommy can't drink and drive

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Magnets from Anne Taintor: put on your life preserver. I'm about to rock the boat - vintage retro funny quote

Absolutely

When my legs are shaved I feel like I finally have my shit together - Anne Taintor

This just cracks me up to no end-HA!

Anne Taintor: You're just being paranoid. Not one person in this entire church suspects that we're stoned.

Haha... Is this true when you sew garments? too funny

And remember, size had changed throughout history (in sewing patterns), so even though you might be a in modern clothing, in patterns, you would be a Accept and love your body for the amazing things it can do.

this is what I do for fun…well, this and laundry

Vintage Magnets from Anne Taintor

When mama is sick everyone suffers. lol

Anne Taintor → nothing… it’s what’s for dinner!

If this recipe says "microwave it" then  yes I want the recipe

Anne Taintor: If the recipe is “microwave it” then yes, I want the recipe!

Haha!

and please don't ask Santa for "therapy" again - Anne Taintor

This versatile mini tray makes a perfect appetizer plate for the pool, patio or parlor, and is sure to be a conversation starter at your next soiree. Put it on

The Key to Our Smiles, Holding the Smoke as Long as Possible Tray - Anne Taintor

This versatile mini tray makes a perfect appetizer plate for the pool, patio or parlor, and is sure to be a conversation starter at your next soiree. Put it on

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